[Intro]
NAOMI:
“Good morning class!”

CLASS:
“Good morning Ms. Smith!”

NAOMI:
“Today we have a very special guest
But before we begin, let’s all stand up and recite the Pledge of Allegiance
So take your right hand and place it on top of your heart….”

[Hook]
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all

[Verse 1]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me bomb a country while the world stares in silence? (uh-huh)
Topple democracy, leave the people divided (yeah, yeah!)
Commit war crimes and never get indicted? (uhhhh)
Got the corporate profits poppin’ every bomb droppin’ (uh)
Yo’ daddy workin’ at Boeing gettin’ that stock option (yeah)
Paid for your big house and private school fees (heh)
Destabilizin’ nations made yo’ life so sweet (hah)
Wal-Mart, Wall Street, build a wall
Gotta keep all the refugees out, kids, we lock ‘em up
And if some of ‘em die, well, it’s all in God’s plan (heh-ha-heh)
Don’t think about those kids in the border camps
Just keep on sayin’…

[Hook]
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all

[Verse - 2]
Remember kids, take your vitamins
Listen what the pastor says, be a good American
Make sure you tell Uncle Sam if mom and daddy did a bad thing
Put on a big smile (hahahahahaha)
Good children don’t question the authorities
They conform, stay quiet, and pledge loyalty (shhhh!)
Wolves out the cage, bulls on parade
It’s a party in the USA! (hah)
Okay kids, now tell me who’s a patriot? (me, me, me!)
Yeah? You really love your country? (uh-huh!)
Would ya die for it? Do war crimes for it? (yeah!)
Attaboy, Timmy, now lemme hear it once more!

[Hook]
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
(heh)